Christ, look at the tits on that! Hang on, that bird's a geezer. Or rather, it's The Scumfrog...
DJmag.com reveals our favourite dance artists for this fortnight - Annie Mac, Pentatonik, J*S*T*A*R*S, and Silicone Soul - we salute you!
Gabriel Ananda has created one of the summer's dopest tracks. 'Doppelwhipper' kicks ass, dude.
Hey look, techno warlord Richie Hawtin was a cute little kid too. Check out these rather embarrasing Hawtin pics! There's a new DVD documentary about him out soon.
A new club project will see an old brewery warehouse in Manchester transformed into a rave paradise.
DJmag.com grabbed 60 seconds with Slovenian techno DJ Valentino Kanzyani.
Laurent Garnier is to host a special one-off visual art performance at the National Film Theatre, featuring his own soundtrack to a cinematic classic.
Eddie Halliwell and the Trophy Twins will host their own shows on BBC Radio 1 as part of the station's new dance output.
Tommy Four Seven is this month's pick for deck stardom. Listen to his sweet electro house mix here, and read an interview with the young gun.
Baldy DJ Lee Burridge sends us his diary every month. This time he reports from Down Under, where he narrowly avoided getting eaten by a croc, mate.