Christ, look at the tits on that! Hang on, that bird's a geezer. Or rather, it's The Scumfrog...
DJmag.com reveals our favourite dance artists for this fortnight - Annie Mac, Pentatonik, J*S*T*A*R*S, and Silicone Soul - we salute you!
Hey look, techno warlord Richie Hawtin was a cute little kid too. Check out these rather embarrasing Hawtin pics! There's a new DVD documentary about him out soon.
Gabriel Ananda has created one of the summer's dopest tracks. 'Doppelwhipper' kicks ass, dude.
A new club project will see an old brewery warehouse in Manchester transformed into a rave paradise.
DJmag.com grabbed 60 seconds with Slovenian techno DJ Valentino Kanzyani.
Eddie Halliwell and the Trophy Twins will host their own shows on BBC Radio 1 as part of the station's new dance output.
Laurent Garnier is to host a special one-off visual art performance at the National Film Theatre, featuring his own soundtrack to a cinematic classic.
Baldy DJ Lee Burridge sends us his diary every month. This time he reports from Down Under, where he narrowly avoided getting eaten by a croc, mate.
Tommy Four Seven is this month's pick for deck stardom. Listen to his sweet electro house mix here, and read an interview with the young gun.